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Monkey Business
residents of Borivli, in India, are going ape-shit over the theft of food, money, and smart phones from their homes whats really pissed them off, though, is that the local police couldn’t give a...
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Flaw x flaw
When my brother and I began potholing as late teenagers, 40-odd years ago, we were dependent on others for transport, as neither of us drove. That the club we joined was based in our small coal-mining...
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Oldham Car Theft Foiled
52 yr old Deborah Smythe put up a stiff fight when a toerag tried to nick her car as she was about to park it outside her office in Oldham the incident was caught on CCTV Anyone with information is...
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Then and Now
Mr Dewani’s lawyer says: “These allegations are completely false and ridiculous.” Says Dewani’s media rep Max Clifford: “It is categorically denied. Shrien Dewani has never had a sexual relationship...
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Burglar Buggers Bear
a randy burglar who had an ‘overwhelming need for sexual relief’ [tell me about it :oops: ]‘used and abused’ a defenceless teddy bear those depraved madhatter readers (you know who you are) who want...
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Nurse Loses Patience, Patients
Bastards !it’s generally a good policy to be nice to people after all, life is a whole lot easier if folk can get on together the consequences of not doing so can sometimes prove fatal !...
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Good Time Girl Arrested
handcuffs, Rock Hard erection cream, Deep Throat desensitizing spray – some girls know how to give a man a good time ! :lol: in this case, sadly, the intended beneficiary was left to imagine what might...
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Swedish Cops Turn Vodka into Water
there are some mighty thirsty cops in Sweden ! they raided a house and confiscated a whole load of booze from a man suspected of contravening the country’s alcohol laws 4 years later, charges against...
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The Great Train Tit Robbery
regular readers will know we at madhatters like to keep our followers abreast of what’s happening in the world here then is a report that german police are looking for a ‘robust’ woman (they aren’t the...
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Dundee Man Convicted of Hamesucken
life holds many challenges for folk at the best of times imagine how more challenging it is, then, for those who are deaf and dumb – especially if they are planning to engage in criminal activity like...
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Houseproud Burglar
Guy David Osguthorpe is a cheeky bugger not only did he have the nerve to attempt to burgle a house – when the householder caught him in the act, Osguthorpe added insult to injury by implying the house...
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Marriage or Slavery?
in 2000, when he was 50 yr old, Luo Jindong decided it was time he had a wife – so he bought a young woman off some people traffickers . . . He did not know who the woman was and said he had never...
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You’re Doing It Wrong
if one should inadvertently – when behind the wheel of a car – collide with a pedestrian, one should stop immediately, call the emergency services, and render what care one can to the injured person...
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Super Glue Assault
Blackpool magistrates have remanded 44 yr old Paul Watson in custody pending an appearance at Preston Crown Court, where he will be hoping for a fair adhering, on a charge of malicious wounding with...
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Mounted Cop 1 – 0 Biker
cops in the USA get a bit shirty when citizens film what they are doing cops in the UK, on the other hand, seem to have a much more relaxed attitude to being filmed – as well as a more easy-going...
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Topping your Wife is Over the Top
mother-in laws are often portrayed as monsters and a source of friction and argument in a marriage this is a sweeping generalisation, of course, and inaccurate to boot – my own mother in law, for...
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What’s in a Name ?
no way I could pass this story by without sharing it with madhatter readers parents spend a lot of time in choosing a name for their newborn child some parents however don’t spend long enough it seems...
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Do You Know this Arse ?
police in Humberside have asked the public for help in identifying this man who robbed the Oasis service station in Long Riston between 3.00am and 3.15am on Monday 3rd November 2014 although CCTV...
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A Fool and His Money
nothing to watch on the box? perhaps you’ve been sold one of these TVs ? http://tinyurl.com/nb9dkwq if so, the police would like to hear from you
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Cops Send Crooks Christmas Card
Teeside cops are sending xmas cards to the 100 best topmost prolific shop-lifters in the area this wizard idea is designed to reduce crime over the christmas period by letting these toerags know the...
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